Monday, August 28, 2006

My Declaration of Adolescence

IN CONGRESS
AUGUST 28, 2006

In the course of human events it becomes necessary for one to re-enstate existence and beliefs which connect them with another and to assume powers among the earth. I hold these truths to be self-evident that, no men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain Limitations, that among these are Needs, Feelings and Weakness. In decent respect to the opinions of mankind, I should declare my causes which impel me to the separation.


  1. You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same.

  2. I'm not insecure. I pick up imperfections that would otherwise make me perfect.

  3. For a self who constantly lives on the brink between Life and Death, and not care much which side of the line I'm in, people don't scare me much.

  4. Understanding and Undergoing are not quite the same thing. So the next time you're going to console me saying you understand, think again.

  5. And I do have impulses to assassinate those I despise.

We, therefore, the Representatives of the Half a Dozen States of My Personalities, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name and by Authority of the good and bad People in Myself, solemnly publish and declare that This Declaration is to be the hallmark of Our Free and Independent States of Adolescence, setting us full power to levy War, conclude Peace, establish Life, and do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. With a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, what you say and do to follow, won't matter.


Signed in congress by,

-- The Loz in me, -- The Pit in me, -- The Gabby in me,

-- The J in me, -- The Blu in me, -- The rest of me.